Whiskey

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much of
his free time in the local bar, so one night he took her along with
him. "What'll you have?" he asked.

"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So, the
husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one
shot.

His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately
spit it out. "Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know
how you can drink this stuff!"

"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out
enjoying myself every night!"