How did u loose your eye???

A pirate goes into a bar and the bartender says: "Long time since I've
seen you, man, you look terrible." The pirate says: "I feel fine."

The bartender says: "Well, you didn't have that wooden leg last time I
saw you." "Well, I got into a battle and a cannon ball hit me in the
leg, but I'm ok."

"Well, you didn't have that hook on your arm either." The pirate says:
"Got in a sword fight and lost my hand."

The bartender says: "What about the eye patch?" The pirate replies:
"Well, a bunch of sea gulls flew over the boat and when I looked up
one of them shit on my eye." The bartender says: "How did that make
you lose your eye?" The pirate replies: "It was the first day with the
hook."