Viruses

Coming to a hard drive near you, the worst computer viruses yet:

-- AT&T Virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service
you're getting.

-- MCI Virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying
too much for AT&T virus.

-- Paul Revere Virus: Warns of impending hard disk attack--once if by
LAN, twice if by C:\>.

-- Politically Correct Virus: Never calls itself a "virus." Instead,
it's an "electronic microorganism."

-- Government Spokesman Virus: Nothing works but all your diagnos- tic
software says everything is fine,