A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks...

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long
it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?" The agent
replies, "Just a minute..." "Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs
up.

Read Aloud

Bernie was unfortunate enough to be hit by a truck and ended up in the
hospital. His best friend Morris came to visit him.

Bernie struggles to tell Morris, "My wife Sadie visits me three times
a day. She's so good to me. Every day, she reads to me at the
bedside."

"What does she read?" asks Morris.

"My life insurance policy."