Jesus christ, God all mighty!!

A boy was walking home from getting groceries when he slipped and fell in the mud. He shouted: "Jesus christ, God all mighty!!" A church minister happened to be passing through, with his hands at his hips and his brows curled, with a stern voice he demanded: "What did you say, young man!?" Tthe boy, shaken, surprised and embarrassed at being caught, quickly thought his escape, replied: "Ahhhm, cheese and crackers got all muddy!"