Animal Sounds

A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. 

"Davey, what sound does a cow make?" 
Davey replied, "It goes 'moo'." 

"Alice, what sound does a cat make?"
Alice said, "It goes 'meow'." 

"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?"
Jamie said, "It goes 'baaa'." 

"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?"
Jennifer paused, and said, "Uhh... it goes... 'click'!"

The Deep Hole

These two guys out hunting find a hole in the woods that's about three feet across, but it's so deep that when they drop a rock, they hear no sound. So they drop a bigger rock, but they still hear nothing. 

So they go looking for something larger, and they find a railroad tie, haul it over to the hole, and heave it in. It also disappears without a sound. 

Suddenly a goat comes running up at about sixty miles an hour and dives headfirst into the hole. And there's still no sound. Nothing. 

Suddenly a farmer appears from the woods and says, "HEY! You fellas seen my goat around here?" 

And they say, "Well, there was a goat just ran by here real fast and dove into this hole here." 

"Naw," says the farmer, "that couldn't be my goat. My goat was tied up to a railroad tie."

Medical Problem

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. 

The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills. The doctor says, "Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water." 

Startled to be put on so much medicine the man stammers, "Jeez doc, exactly what's my problem?" 

The Doctor says, "You're not drinking enough water."