THE COUNTRY AND THE FRENCH

There were 2 dudes working on a bridge. One country dude, and one french dude.

The french dude says: "I swear if my wife packed me another bag of
salt and vinegar chips I"ll throw myself off this bridge. He opened up
his lunch box and there were salt and vinegar chips, so he threw
himself off the bridge and died.

The country dude says: "I swear if my wife packed my another pack of
ribs I'll throw myself off this bridge. He opened up is lunch box and
there was a pack of ribs, so he threw himself off the bridge and died.

Three days later at their funeral the french dude's wife was crying
and came up to the country dude's wife and asked why she wasn't
crying. She said: "Well, honey, my husband packs his own lunch!"