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Clearing Way?

‍My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding
from 9 holes to 18 holes.

Using a machete to clear thick brush in an area I was mapping, I came
upon a golf club that an irate player must have tossed away. It was in
good condition, so I picked it up and continued on.

When I broke out of the brush onto a putting green, two golfers stared
at me in awe. I had a machete in one hand, a golf club in the other,
and behind me was a clear-cut swath leading out of the woods.

"There," said one of the golfers, "is a guy who hates to lose his ball!"

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