Things I'd Like to Hear, Just Once

From my auto mechanic: 

"That part is much less expensive than I thought." 
"I've never seen anyone maintain his car as well as you do."
"You could get that done more cheaply at the garage down the street."
"It was just a loose wire. No charge." 

From my son's preschool teacher: 

"Everyone misbehaved today except Michael."
"Michael traded his candy bar for carrot sticks."
"I wish we had 20 Michaels."