is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other a gorgeous blond
in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them: "I'm not going to
sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so
you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment --
chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and
the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl
and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws
open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead
in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet
and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several
minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a
display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and
asks: "Can you top that?" The tough old golfer replies: "No problem,
just get that lion out of there."
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