At least you won fist prize

An irsh man was in a pub and he got very drunk. So he stumbled outside
and passed out on the grass. Two women walk past him one leans over to
her friends and whispers: "I wonder what is under an irish man's
kilt." So they tip toe over and lift his kilt. He was wearing nothing
at all they. Filled with giggles, one whispered: "How should we tell
him we saw this beauty?" In reply the other girl pulls a blue ribbon
from her hair and ties it under his kilt.

They leave and a few hours later he wakes up and has to go, so he
lifts his kilt and spots the blue ribbon and he says: "I dont know
where you've been or what you've been doing but at least you won fist
prize."