Made of bricks!

Tom was walking down the street with his girl friend...they stopped to
look into an jewelry store window....his girl friend said "honey would
you get that big diamond ring for me?" Tom picked up a brick and threw
it through the window and grabbed the Diamond ring for her. They
walked a little further hand and hand when they came up to a
department store window with a fur coat in the window. She said, "Tom
would you get that fur coat me?" Tom threw another brick through the
window and got the Fur coat for her. As they walked a little further
they came upon a store with a liitle black puppy in the pet store
window. "Oh! Tom I would love to have that little puppy in the window"
Tom said, "You must think I am made of bricks!"