Golfing...

Moses and Jesus are part of a Threesome playing golf one day. Moses
pulls up to the tee and drives a long one. The ball lands on the
fairway, but rolls directly toward a water trap. Quickly, Moses raises
his club, the water parts, and the ball rolls to the other side, safe
and sound.

Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits a nice long one directly
toward the same water trap. It lands right in the center of the pond
and kind of hovers over the water. Jesus casually walks out on the
water and chips the ball right up onto the green.

Then, the third guy gets up and sort of randomly whacks the ball. It
heads out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street.
It bounces off a truck and hits a nearby tree. From there, it bounces
onto the roof of a shack close by and rolls down into the gutter, down
the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the fore
mentioned pond.

On the way to the pond, the ball hits a little stone and bounces out
over the water and onto a lily pad, where it comes quietly to rest.
Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumps on the lily pad and snatches the
ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swoops down, grabs the frog
and flies away. As they pass over the green, the frog squeals with
fright and drops the ball, which bounces right into the hole for a
beautiful hole in one.

Moses leans over toward Jesus and whispers, "Do you think your Dad
would teach me that shot?"