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About 10 minutes ago

A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter
explains that it's not so easy to get in heaven. There are some
criteria before entry is allowed.

St. Peter asked the man, "Were you religious in life? Did you attend
church services?"

"No."

St. Peter told him, "That's bad. Were you generous? Did you give money
to the poor? To charities?"

"No."

"That too is bad. Did you do any good deeds? Helped your neighbor? Anything?"

"No."

St. Peter was becoming concerned.

Exasperated, St. Peter said, "Look, everybody does something nice
sometimes. Work with me, I'm trying to help. Now think!"

The man said, "There was this old lady. I came out of a store and
found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels. They had taken her
purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her. I got so
mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse
back. I then helped her to her feet. I then went up to the biggest,
baddest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was
and then spat in his face".

"Wow," said Peter. "That's impressive. When did this happen?"

"Oh, about 10 minutes ago," replied the man.

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