Funny Things To Think About

Last week, I went to a furniture store to look for a decaffeinated coffee table. They couldn’t help me.

- For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

- I went to a general store but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.

- I bought some powdered water, but I didn’t know what to add.

- I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.