"Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these
cravings, she's putting on weight and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother and
says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this but your Darla is
pregnant - about 4 months would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been
left alone with a man! Have you Darla?" Darla says, "No mother! I've
never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out it. About five
minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong
out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time
anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three
wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it
this time!"
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