Who Do You Think You Are?

Jesus and Arnold Palmer are playing golf. Arnold tees off. It’s
a long drive straight up the fairway, and he’s about a 5-iron off
the green.
“Not bad,” Jesus says. Jesus steps up to tee off, but his
drive slices badly and lands on an island in the middle of a
water hazard. Jesus calmly walks across the water to take his
next shot.
“Jesus!” yells Palmer, “who do you think you are,
Jack Nicklaus?”