Tough Round

A man comes home after a terrible round of golf, his worst
ever. He plops down on the couch in front of the television and
tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.”
The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before
it starts.” She looks cross but fetches another beer and slams
it down next to him. He fi nishes that beer and a few minutes
later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start
any minute.”
The wife is furious. She yells at him, “You’ve been out golfi ng
all day! Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and
sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat
slob, and furthermore…”
The man sighs and says, “It’s started…”