Christmas Funnies

Q: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ? 

A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names" 

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. 

Q: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already. 

Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. 

Q: Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because the angel had said, "No L!" 

Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door! 

Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it " soots " him! 

Q: What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
A: Pour Santa flush on him.