What do monkeys sing at Christmas?.
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?.
They both drop their needles!
What's Christmas called in England?.
Yule Britannia!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?.
Thanks, I'll never part with it!
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?.
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
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