Definition of a Million

A man was praying to God. 

He said, "God!?" 

God responded, "Yes?" 

And the guy said, "Can I ask a question?" 

"Go right ahead," God said. 

"God, what is a million years to you?" 

God said, "a million years to me is only a second." 

"Hmmm," the man wondered. Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?" 

God said, "a million dollars to me is as a penny." 

So the man said, "God. Can I have a penny?" 

And God cheerfully said, "Sure!!.....just a second."