Woman of his Dreams

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? 

His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home- cooked meal?" 

He thought this was a great strategy, and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone. 

"The evening was a disaster," he moaned. 

"Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother. 

"Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook...."