farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are
left?"
Little Johnny:- "None Miss".
Teacher:- "Could you tell me why?"
Little Johnny:- "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound
of the gun would have frightened the other birds away".
Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like
your thinking."
Little Johnny:- "Miss, while we're asking questions, could I ask you one?"
Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but go on then"
Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park,
eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting
it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is
married?"
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