A police pulled a man over and said...

A police pulled a man over and said "sir did you know that you are
going 20 miles over the speed limit?" and the man answers, "No officer
i did not." and his wife says, "yes you did I've been telling you that
for the last 20 minutes." and the man yells "Shut up!" and the officer
says, "Well did you know that your liscense plate is expired?" and the
man answers "no officer i did not."

And the wife says "yes you did I've been telling you for three months
to get it updated!" and the husband yells "Be Quite! or i'll tape it
shut!" and the officer says "ma'm does he always talk to you like
this?" and the wife answers "no only when he's drinking."