The Family Dentist

A husband and wife enter a dentist's office. The Wife says, "I want a
tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible
hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."

"You're a brave woman," says the dentist, "Now, show me which tooth it is."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "Open your mouth and show the
dentist which tooth it is, dear."