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Ice Fishing

There were two good ol' boys from Alabama, who love to fish, and they
wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Canada, so
they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped just
before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their
tackle. One of them said, "We're gonna need an ice pick." So they got
that, and they took off. In about two hours, one of them was back at
the shop and said, "We're gonna need another dozen ice picks."

Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he
didn't. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left. In about an hour,
he was back. Said, "We're gonna need all the ice picks you've got."

The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked,
"how are you fellows doing?"

"Not very well at all," he said. "We ain't even got the boat in the water yet."

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